Found this somewhere and thought it was funny.


Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They’re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows* (they got the highest pregnancy rate, and thus the answer)

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what litebarbu...

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: **** the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about right barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.